It seems that davethedog’s reputation as a lean, mean marketing machine has reached the fitness experts. The agency has been appointed to help Courtneys promote its leisure centres in London, through a finely tuned combination of door drops and outdoor advertising.

In homage to their new client the Media team has reduced its chocolate biscuit rations to just one pack each day. Matthew has made the ultimate sacrifice and pledged to have no more than five spoonfuls of sugar in each of his 10 daily cappuccinos…

Meanwhile, Donna is on the water and gravel diet and Dave will be getting a lot more walkies than usual… that is until he finds a better place to hide.